Wayne the Brain

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Dear Jeff,

I don’t want to be a tattle tale, but I suggest you devise a method of weighing the patrons coming in and out of the food court. I’m not saying that people are stealing food shoved down their pants and passing through the register. I’m just saying that it is a possibility.

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I wonder my site and all 100 people per month will drop to an even smaller trickle now that I have cost the great overlords a few pennies?