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I’d rather you didn’t

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Don't contact me, I probably won't reply

Unless you are looking for Marvin, in which case tell him to spell his damn email correctly.

I am just squatting on this mediocre domain name and hogging up all the good email addresses for it.

We here at the management of dipstick websites LLC have decided to not show ads because apparently this is getting flagged.

I wonder my site and all 100 people per month will drop to an even smaller trickle now that I have cost the great overlords a few pennies?