Funny
My kid is staring to want to sit on the toilet after going potty at 21 months. Her timing is off but the will is there; once we get the timing right there will be nothing but songs from our bathroom. (Our potty training toilet sings when you use it) She might not have a lot of hair. She might not have a lot of teeth. She might not string sentences together. But she craps where she is supposed to. Hell yea.
Christmas 2009 is a very promising one. Mom is in full swing and very excited with decorating and gift giving. Dad is very happy because mom has agreed to tone it down a bit from last year and stick to a budget. Ashley is excited because this the first year she recognizes gifts for what they are. Rock hard awesome. Aunt Stacy brought over a gift for Ashley in an early season gathering and it was amazing to watch Ashley dutifully and slowly unwrap the present because Mom asked her to. The first few tears were done out...
Some times in the morning getting ready for daycare. Daddy will continue to have less and less time for getting ready each morning for the next 18 years. I guess he will have to start getting up at 4:00am.
IT was one of those normal nights, but Ashley decided to unleash a storm of heck. Mary found it less than easy to deliver a nutritious dinner. Eat it or wear it indeed.
View more by clicking the link
Wrestling With The Family
...
This is Mary's cat Ms Kitty. She is a filthy hairball who is the sort of reason people don't have cats. But she is friendly for being a one-eyed jerkface
Ms Kitty
This is a funny story. Told by what I think is a great story teller. It is something that made me laugh and I enjoyed it. I wanted to keep it forever, but I also want to make sure credit is given where credit is due. I did not write this. I compiled it and that is all.
That being said, it is also a bit rude. By a bit I mean a lot. There are things here that those readers with sensitive constitutions might thinks about avoiding.
Things you don't want to do while reading this if you are weak
...
got the cost of coffee on the American Economy off a mailing list I read. It is a wonderful point and a type of logic we can employ more fully in all parts of our lives.
Full Funny Archive