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A helpful chap who left nice notes to the food court service manager at SOU. We don't know who he was, but he made us laugh, intentionally or not. We took some of his "feedback" notes from the board and scrambled them down. Awesome.
Dear Jeff,
I know that the students (and I ) enjoy hearing music while we eat. Rather than listen to the radio station rotation, (I love it I really do) I wish to offer the students a different slice of world culture. Former Soviet Republic Khazikstanian World Championship yodeling team. I have hours and hours on tape, including the 71’ Koldazikstan concert featuring Ivan Yt. I know everyone will love it as much they love those wonderful waffle fries.
Dear Jeff,
You do a wonderful job. Somebody took the time to clean the dickens out of those floors. My feet didn’t stick in even one spot. That kind of foresightedness should be met with a pay increase. I am on the boat. I know my fellow food court diners are too!
thanx
Dear Jeff,
I love the waffle fries. I don’t want to be a whiner, but I found a broken tooth in my salad Monday. I know that 150 people have about 4800 teeth, but I worked at the Popcorn Hut, and we were required to wear teeth nets. Is this not a requirement in Oregon? I don’t mind, but other patrons might.
Dear Jeff,
I want to thank the food court for it’s wonderful service. Last week as many of you know, I was trapped in my room by a swarm of very angry hornets. If it was not for the brilliant and timely actions of the food court, I surely would have been lost. Thanks to all the brave men and women who saw to it that I had plenty of Ice Cream and Waffle Fries to eat.
Dear Jeff,
Back for another wonderful year. So many changes all over the campus. Life itself is an ever-changing adventure. Please don’t misunderstand me, I welcome change with the youthful exuberance of any spring chicken, but I am so glad to see that the food court is exactly where it used to be. It sure made getting my first meal easy, because I already knew where the delicious food was, especially those heavenly waffle fries were.)
Recently I discovered one-ply toilet paper in my dorm latrine. This is a great idea except certain greedy students will now use twice as much paper instead of caution to avoid paper tears. I suggest you make an investment in some sort of t.p. dispenser which limits the number of squares used. Now if you do that, you’ll see some $aving$ in toilet paper expenses.
I read in the most recent edition of the Siskiyou, (a fine publication) that the school is having problems with stray dogs on campus. I also assume that the price of food is not going down. Now I am all in favor of multiculturalism, therefore I propose we expand our horizons a bit and solve the stray dog problem, all at the same time. I think you can see where I am heading with this. Dog bar! Hot DOG, DOGGIE doodles, roast dachshunds, the list can go on and on. That little outside...
What ever happened to the potato bar? It has been some time since the Elton John face, and I have had many vivid (sometimes explicit) dreams since then. I am itching to create art again. I don’t care what the cost will be, I feel that this new creative outlet will help me pay off all these students loans. Sadly, I cannot complete this dream of mine without the help of the food court
I have a wonderful idea for improving the service in the cafeteria food court eating area. Two words: conveyor belts. A conveyor belt to bring the food, and another to bus the trays. I believe that it would be cost effective to do this, think of the savings! If you want, I could write this up for the technology resource fund. Thanks for your consideration.
Last time you served the potato bar, a funny thing happened. The strange combination of potato, sour cream, cheese, and olives made a near perfect replica of Elton John's face. (Colors didn't match, but what do you expect, it was a potato) I was astounded. I had no idea that potato was a viable art medium. Does this mean that you will raise the price on potato bar?
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