Church Of Buffett Creed
For those of you who know of the Church of Buffett, Orthodox, here is its creed for which we all should follow.
1. Jimmy Buffett is revered as chief poet, insofar as he has best espoused a philosophy of cheerful hedonism.
2. The albums of Buffett constitute the Church's holy writ, with the following exceptions:
a. A1A, White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean, Havana Daydreamin', and Livin' and Dyin' in 3/4 Time constitute the "spiritual core" of our holy canon.
b. Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes is the most troubling part of scripture; some advocates believe it belongs in...