This is a funny story.  Told by what I think is a great story teller.  It is something that made me laugh and I enjoyed it.  I wanted to keep it forever, but I also want to make sure credit is given where credit is due.  I did not write this.  I compiled it and that is all.

That being said, it is also a bit rude.  By a bit I mean a lot.  There are things here that those readers with sensitive constitutions might thinks about avoiding.

Things you don't want to do while reading this if you are weak
  1. Eat
  2. Have children near by
  3. Have pleasant, rational people near by
  4. Be currently living with a disagreeable roommate.**
If you are sure you won't get upset.  Go for it

**I am well aware that roommate is misspelled in the file name.