This is a funny story. Told by what I think is a great story teller. It is something that made me laugh and I enjoyed it. I wanted to keep it forever, but I also want to make sure credit is given where credit is due. I did not write this. I compiled it and that is all.
That being said, it is also a bit rude. By a bit I mean a lot. There are things here that those readers with sensitive constitutions might thinks about avoiding.
Things you don't want to do while reading this if you are weak
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