There are still plenty of hidden links to things, and by hidden I mean they don't exist
Cause remember kids, when you want to put on a good face, the least smart thing to do is put dirty jokes and nasty pictures on the Internet.  Some people use these deals called Search Engines© that can find out stuff you didn't want people to know.

The Internet is public.  And it must be treated as so.  I won't have my super secret personal thoughts published for the world.  That kind of stuff is best left crammed deep down inside.

Why right now, I don' t have the foggiest who you might be.  You could be a born again family member, perchance you are a potential employer.  Please understand that hiding what I say and not posting wacky antics on a public facing Internet site are two different things.  I am not pretending I don't tell jokes, I would never lead you to believe I don't think racy or off color things are entertaining.  I just won't tell you which ones exactly.

Like not putting a bumper sticker on my car doesn't make me a target to those who disagree with me, not putting the dregs of the barrel online might save a virtual keying.  Please let us not start on the topic of people who believe so deeply in their position they would set little bags of e-Dogdoo aflame on my iPorch.