Cause remember kids, when you want to put on a good face, the least smart thing to do is put dirty jokes and nasty pictures on the Internet. Some people use these deals called Search Engines© that can find out stuff you didn't want people to know.
The Internet is public. And it must be treated as so. I won't have my super secret personal thoughts published for the world. That kind of stuff is best left crammed deep down inside. Plug that hole with your good sense and respect your mother.
And eat you peas. They are good for you.